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1. Snuck into the First Class lounge of the USS America, somewhere in the North Atlantic.

2. Had lunch with Studs Terkel.

3. Been issued a press pass by the U.S. Secret Service.

4. Wrote a speech for a Chicago Bears cheerleader.

5. Owned Microsoft Windows 1.0.

6. Sailed a boat once owned by Eva Gabor.

7. Shot the cover photo for a magazine called "Modern Brewery Age."

8. Met a King of Norway.

9. Skied down from the Continental Divide during a snowstorm.

10. Attended a KKK rally in Georgia, driving a Volkswagen Beetle with New York plates.

Ted Compton