But who is it, do you suppose? And is there more than one?

"If there is at *least* one person on your friends list with whom you would like to engage in steamy, slippery, dirty, kinky, sweaty, at least four-week-long, multiple sexual encounters, which, in terms of voracity, would sound like someone being slammed up against a wall while screaming for every deity known to mankind until their limbs fly off in opposite directions and they slide down into an insensible puddle of goo (because the French don't call an orgasm 'little death' for nothing, my friends), then post this exact sentence in your journal."

*cackle*

I just like to start trouble. :)